Even my players aren't players.
You could look it up.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.