I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

Most ball games are lost, not won.