They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

The Mets are gonna be amazing.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.