They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I'll never make the mistake of being seventy again.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out

He (Babe Ruth) was very brave at the plate. You rarely saw him fall away from a pitch. He stayed right in there. No one drove him out.