Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
The trick is growing up without growing old.