It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

(Rogers) Hornsby could run like anything but not like this kid. (Ty) Cobb was the fastest I ever saw for being sensational on the bases.