Even my players aren't players.
Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out
What do you think, I was born at 60?
If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.