If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

That kid can hit balls over buildings.