If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

I couldn't have done it without my players.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.

They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.