Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.