Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.