Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.

All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.

That kid can hit balls over buildings.