If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the Yankees.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Even my players aren't players.
I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.
Don't cut your nose off yourself.
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.