Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.