Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.