Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

Even my players aren't players.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

A lot of people my age are dead and you could look it up.

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'