Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the lineup.

I couldn't have done it without my players.