Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.
If this keeps up (four game winning streak) I'm about to manage until I'm a hundred.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.