I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.
The best ballplayer's the one who doesn't think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you.
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.