The trick is growing up without growing old.

You have to draft a catcher, because if you don't have one, the pitch will roll all the way back to the screen.

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. It took me only a few days to correct that impression.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Do you realize how good you have to be to strike out 2000 times?

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.