I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.

You can't get into the Hall of Fame unless you limp.

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

I couldn't have done it without my players.