My heart always belongs to the one who doesn't want it.

A young bride can put on makeup at 6 in the morning and look fabulous at midnight. I have about a 15-minute window where I actually look good, and then I have to wash my face and start over.

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping.