Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse.