When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

You're looking at the reflection of perfection. You're looking at the man who gets all your attention. You're looking at the man with the biggest arm. At the man, with the greatest charm, the man in Chicago who will do harm to the guy three doors down. Whatcha gonna do, when you know who? How ya gonna deal, with the man of steel? How ya gonna react to Sonnen's attack?

If Michael Bisping ever addresses me in a public comment again, I will bury him where he stands.

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that.

When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton.