I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths.

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an education, too. It wasn’t often you ran into a bondage/Elvis/ whorehouse-themed vampire club.