I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation. I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." That's more like it.

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped

Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.

The fundamentalists were equally stymied. “We were worried about Adam and Steve,” a Baptist minister said. “Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.