I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500.

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.

I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome.

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman

I abjure you,” Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. “I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

You might have been paid back enough to suit you" I said, "but I don't know if you've been paid back enough to suit me.