Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.