Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.