Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.