The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.