He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.