Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.