Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.