You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.