I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.