I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough