My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
I was a Republican until they lost their minds
What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.
I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.