White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they're stupid.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they're stupid.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.