I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.