I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

I think you have an obligation to be honest.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.