If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.