Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.