My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
Charles BarkleyPeople always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
Charles BarkleyWell, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
Charles Barkley