If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough