I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.
I'm still going to Disney World.
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'
This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.