I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.