Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.