This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

We're not all supposed to think alike.