My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.