Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds