I'm never embarassed.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.