Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.