I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

I'm still going to Disney World.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.