I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds