If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.