The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

My message is simple: take control of your life