The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

I don't have time to put up with the politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That's what I'm concerned about.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.