I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.