I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.