I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.