I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.