I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.

It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.