I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.
But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.