I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.