I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

My wife's married. I'm not.

I'm never embarassed.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.