I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.