I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.