If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.