Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

My wife's married. I'm not.

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.