I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.
My message is simple: take control of your life
We're not all supposed to think alike.