They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.