They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

Everybody in New York thinks the Knicks are Playboy bunnies, and I have been telling them for years the Knicks are a rabbit. They're closer to a Playboy bunny this year but for the last few years these guys are like, 'We have a really good team!' And I say, 'You really think that?' And I say, 'No, they don't.' But this is the best team they've had in a while.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.