Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.