Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

I was a Republican until they lost their minds

You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.