But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

Everybody in New York thinks the Knicks are Playboy bunnies, and I have been telling them for years the Knicks are a rabbit. They're closer to a Playboy bunny this year but for the last few years these guys are like, 'We have a really good team!' And I say, 'You really think that?' And I say, 'No, they don't.' But this is the best team they've had in a while.