I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

Well, all I can say is that people know I'm not saying anything out of malice.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

My wife's married. I'm not.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.