I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.