Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.