You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they're stupid.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'