You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.