You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

What I told [my teammates] after the game was I'm just fortunate [for] my 16 years because, this [injury] can happen every single night you go out and play... It can be over in one instant, so you should appreciate everyday.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.